"THE MAYOR’S FRIENDSHIP IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, AND I AM INSULTED BEYOND COMPREHENSION AS WELL AS MY CAPACITY TO VOMIT THAT YOU WOULD INSINUATE OTHERWISE."
Maybe one day I’ll ASCII the second part of the source image, then make an ASCII gif.
"A black winged angel that came down from the heavens just for me."
This took a few tries, namely because of the wings and neck.
"You just started some SICK FIRES, BRO."
This looked broken as soon as I uploaded it, so here’s the unharmed notepad version.